Ok so when I first saw a dragon fruit smoothie on Instagram over a year ago, it IMMEDIATELY caught my eye.
Because well, it was SO, SO vibrant. The color was out of this world—especially vibrant for a smoothie.
But really, I’ve been dying to try dragon fruit for as long as I can remember, before it was, you know, trendy & all.
So naturally I did what every girl does when she’s creeping around on Instagram: I screenshotted the picture.
( Don’t pretend like you don’t screenshot shit too ).
Of course I was also looking for a way to use these pretty gold glasses too. Because, cute right?!
No lie this smoothie takes like 4.3 seconds to make:
I actually want you to know that this is a very lazy girl smoothie. Like, sorry I’m not sorry that I don’t have 21314 hours to dedicate to making my daily smoothie? Should I feel guilty? Perhaps? I don’t know, the easier, the better in my book:
1.) watermelon chucks
2.) half of banana
3.) dragon fruit or a Pitaya Plus packet
4.) scoop of chia seeds/flaxseeds/any seeds
5.) ice & 1/2 cup water
See? A lazy-ass smoothie that gets the job done.
So here’s the deal- next time you’re in a pinch & need something that gets the job done, try ‘The Tight Ass, Hot Abs Smoothie’ & don’t apologize for your laziness.
Typically I keep all these ingreds on hand for when I’m feeling just too lazy to cook ( AKA everyday ).
What’s your favorite lazy girl smoothie? SHARE!