X RATED, TABOO, HIDE YOUR KID’S EYES KIND OF POST…ABOUT COCONUT OIL

Every blogger on the planet has posted about COCONUT OIL.

Same old story: it’s super moisturizing! Amazing for your skin! Use it as shaving cream! Oil pulling! OMG the benefits! Blah, blah, blah!

While all of these are truer than true, coconut oil also has another use…

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Now before we continue: if you get offended easily, probably stop reading. If you’re a nun ( really though, if you’re a nun ), stop reading. If you don’t have a weird sense of humor, stop reading…just don’t say I didn’t warn you.

Also, to be transparent: The Skinny Confidential is a medley of weird tips & tricks. It’s a bunch of wellness/style/beauty info peppered in with a little home decor, videos, interviews…& taboo subjects.

No f’s given kind of subjects.

Sorry but it’s not in my nature to NOT talk about real life subjects.

Butthole enemas, camel toes, vagina steaming, organic tampons, Kegel exercises, birth control, boob jobs, you get it. Let’s talk about life like adults, let’s dissect & discuss it like grown-ups. You know, the good, the bad, the ugly.

Totally chill if you disagree & totally cool if you want to add to the conversation. That’s what this blog is all about— women connecting from all over the world.

On that note, let’s hope my grandma isn’t reading this one?

Ok, SO—- we’re getting hot & heavy since Valentine’s Day is around the corner: LET’S TALK ABOUT A COCONUT OIL USE THAT NO ONE TALKS ABOUT…LUBE.

YOU KNOW, like lube for sex.

I’m sorry but it makes the best lube for women ever.

& here’s why:

♡ it’s all natural & preservative free. Drugstore lube is filled with weird shit that you don’t want touching the vajayjay. And I’m sorry no guy wants glycerine, parabens such as Propylparaben, Methylparabens, near his penis. Unless I’m entirely off base here?

♡ affordable. HELLO. It’s super affordable & readily available.

♡ you can get it in single use packets. perfect when you want to get frisky on the go.

♡ LATER Summer’s Eve because coconut oil makes your VG smell island fresh. Seriously. ISLAND fucking fresh.

♡ coconut oil is a FABULOUS vaginal moisturizer & perfect for any kind of dryness. Just scoop it in your palms & heat it up by rubbing your hands together before use.

♡ ummm…according to this source: “the antiviral, antibacterial, and antifungal properties of the medium chain fatty acids/triglycerides (MCTs) found in coconut oil have been known to researchers since the 1960s. Research has shown that microorganisms that are inactivated include bacteria, yeast, fungi, and enveloped viruses. There has been good research lately showing that coconut oil is also a good topical agent for fighting germs!”

♡ the consistency is spot on. Trust me.

♡ it lasts…& lasts…& lasts.

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…so start with a massage & go from there. Have fun with it ( FYI: ALL OF MY GUY FRIENDS WHO HAVE TRIED COCONUT OIL AS LUBE HAD RAVE REVIEWS IN THE LUBE DEPARTMENT ).

Winky, winky.

By the way, make sure not to leave the lid off those, always keep it closed. If the lid’s off the coconut oil can absorb the air’s bacterias. So keep that lid tight!

On a semi-personal note, I’m prone to UTI’s. If you are too, USE COCONUT OIL AS NATURAL LUBE. Literally though. It’s an anti-bacterial & kills bacteria. GREAT for preventing UTI’s. Just saying. I’ve also read it’s amazing for yeast infections. Apparently coconut oil helps to kill off candida yeast growth.

Dr. Jennifer Gunter says “don’t use coconut oil as lube if you’re using latex condoms. Oils and petroleum products—like Vaseline—may weaken latex and increase the risk of breakage. You don’t have to forgo the slippery stuff with a condom—just be sure to use a polyurethane condom if you’re lubing up with coconut oil, which won’t break down in the presence of the oil.”

Make sure to do your own research, AS ALWAYS, before experimenting.

Thoughts? Feelings? Weirded out? Let’s talk.

If I can handle a blog post on lube, I can handle anything, really.

x lauryn

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** as always, consult with a doctor before testing anything new out | PC.