ANOTHER INSTALLMENT OF “I DON’T MEAN TO BRAG BUT…”
Sorry if it offends you but I’m really smooth in the kitchen. Sure, I’m quick, careless, & clueless BUT all that matters is that I get ‘er done, ya know? And well, I do get it done. I may be late
all the time sometimes but what can ya do?
We’ve all see this basic B recipe floating around Pinterest as much as we’ve seen the wedding Mason jar. I know, I know- riveting. But stay with me.
Well because this is Frosé with a TWIST. THE TWIST IS THAT IT’S WATERMELON. You know, instead of strawberries. Ok, ok so it isn’t like a grand twist. But it IS a twist.
Let’s call it basic B Frosé on crack.
Whatever. Your friends will like it & it all takes 5 seconds so it’s a win/win, really.
I’ll let you watch first & then we can really get into specifics ( WATCH IT ON THE BIG SCREEN HERE ):
Firstly, you should know I’m quite proud of myself because I whipped together this recipe on a whim.
I love a whim.
There’s nothing better than throwing together shit at the last-minute to have it all come together ( Mimi is thrilled with me always- I’m sure you can imagine ).
In my defense, it did come together. And this shit was GOOD. Like I want it this Friday-good. You will too. Plus what I like about this recipe is it appears to have taken a long time, BUT PLOT TWIST!! IT TAKES 1 SECOND. No boiling involved.
Because no one has time to boil.
( * Also let’s please take note of the white wine cups I used- these are extra special because I made Michael fly down about 423429834 million of these to our wedding. You can’t forget my bachelorette party. It was quite LITERALLY not complete without them. I would have canceled it if I didn’t get my white wine glasses- MY POOR FRIENDS! ).
WATERMELON STRAWBERRY FROZEN Rosé:
+ directions: combine ice & some rosé to begin. Blend to create slushiness. Add watermelon, juice, strawberries, & more rosé. Blend ( I AM IN LOVE WITH MY NUTRIBULLET ). Pour into chilled glasses & serve with pixy straws ( necessary ). Garnish with a strawberry slice.
The dress I’m wearing!! Let’s talk about that. It’s VERY tight & flattering- super party-ish too, don’t you think? It’s definitely perfect for a Frosé party- I mean, there’s such thing as Frosé attire, I feel. If you’re curious it’s tiered ruffles & kind of stretchy. INCREDIBLY FESTIVE- you can scope it out here.
OH AND HAVE YOU ENTERED THE IG STORIES/SNAPCHAT GIVEAWAY? You will like this one. Basically you get a shitload of beauty products AND you get to pick two friends to give a shitload of beauty products too. That’s right, you get your own swag & then you choose two of your best friends to get their own presents ( from you, not me! ). Easy to enter- all the details are on Snap & IG Stories. The giveaway goes until Monday. Good luck!
Today has been uneventful because all I’ve done is bury my head in my computer. I did get a workout in, which is always ideal. However I have a huge pimple so my thick grey, disgusting pimple cream was covering my face all day ( the guys at the office think I’m NUTSO ). Like during the workout the pimple cream was even present. Ok I feel like you’re bored now. I’m off to read Ryan Holiday’s latest book. See you tomorrow.
+ follow along on Pinterest– there’s a bunch of basic B recipes on my boards…with a twist, of course.
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