Let’s Talk How To Make Slutty Brownies
Sometimes a bitch has to live, you know?
So I felt like this year was MY TURN because recently I found out about something called SLUTTY BROWNIES.
YES. YES. AND YES.
You heard that right. They’re brownies, and man, they are SLUT-TAY.
Not just kind of slutty though, but like a full blown, bending over in front of your boyfriend with no underwear on, biggest slut ever brownies.
What Are Slutty Brownies?
This isn’t some basic bitch, boring one layer brownie recipe, this is THREE LAYERS, guys. Plus ice cream.
Obviously the majority of my recipes are on the healthier, cleaner side but since Halloween is around the corner I figured I couldn’t NOT introduce you guys to this recipe, #REBEL.
But backstory first: I met Gaby of the insane blog, What’s Gaby Cooking in New York City when we both met with the Skinnygirl team. We immediately clicked & while we were chatting away she mentioned that she had this recipe called Slutty Brownies. Obviously I was immediately intrigued because WELL DUH I NEED TO KNOW WHEN/WHERE/WHY/HOW these brownies were sluts?!
Once Gaby gave me the lowdown I knew we had to collaborate so she decided to share my dark chocolate dipped, candy pretzels ( recipe a la my stepmom, Julie ) on her blog, AND YOU GUYS get the slutty brownie recipe. Sounds like a plan, right?
Also, I should mention that Gaby used to be Jessica Simpson’s chef ( …I KNOW!! NBD. ) & Jessica Simpson went on Jay Leno & raved about these slutty brownies. So if you’re wondering whether you should make these or not, you should because Jessica eats them as a treat & she still looks banging in her Daisy Dukes.
Why Are They Called Slutty Brownies?
Here’s her actual quote if you were wondering:
“Right now there’s this new thing that’s so heavenly. They’re called slutty brownies. They are a layer of cookie dough, a layer of Oreo cookies, and a layer of brownie dough, & then you bake it together. It’s amazing.”
– Jessica Simpson talking to Jay Leno about her pregnancy cravings.
When Jay asked why they’re called “slutty brownies,” Jessica replied, “I don’t know, I guess a lot goes into them?”
Oh Jessica, never change.
( Side: you may have also seen these on Kim Zolciak’s show, Don’t Be Tardy For The Party— Thanksgiving ep, to be exact ).
Ok, the moment you’ve all been waiting for…presenting: SLUTTY BROWNIES:
SO ARE YOU READY FOR THE RECIPE?
Oh-So Easy, Dirty, Slutty Brownies Recipe
Pre-made cookie dough or mix
1 box of brownie mix
1 pack of Oreos ( Double Stuff Oreo – double stuffed ones are even better if you can find) – If you can get a Cooke Dough Oreo, it works as well
However many cage free eggs you need ( see box )
Some oil ( see box )
…Your favorite ice-cream ( this is optional, LOL )
+ Directions: Preheat your oven to 350 degrees F, (or 180 degrees C). Line a baking tray with grease proof paper. You can use parchment paper as an alternative. Follow the instructions on the boxes. Mix all the ingredients in the box together with the egg and vanilla you can add optionally & stir furiously. Add a little extra water and oil to what they suggest. You can add Cocoa powder as it enriches the chewy chocolate chip cookie base. If you want it to be more fudge brownie – skip the cocoa and add chocolate chips. Fold in the chocolate chips with the batter which gets melted with butter and sugars to create a thick, molten base. Layer the cookie dough on the bottom of a 9×9 baking pan, pressing down to form the bottom of the slutty brownies. Layer as many Oreos that will fit on top of the cookie dough. No need to overlap. One single layer of chocolate chip cookie dough will do. Pour the brownie layer batter on top of the Oreo layer and make sure it’s evenly layered on top. Bake for 30-35 minutes.
Test with a knife to see if the center is done. If the knife comes out clean, let the brownies rest before serving. If the knife comes out with batter still on it, allow the brownies to bake about 5 minutes more. After baking, allow to cool completely for a few minutes or until a toothpick has a smear of brown color but not wet batter. We do know that there is a layer of chocolate chip cookie dough inside so a clean toothpick after you poke means it could be overbaked. The longer you let them sit, the prettier the layers inside will be, but honestly I just shoved them in my face warm & gooey. Serve with ice cream…because SHIT! IT’S HALLOWEEN.
+ adapted from What’s Gaby Cooking & The Londoner
My lovely friend Gaby also refers to these as ‘I just got dumped brownies.’
Secretly, I feel like I want Michael to break up with me so I could just sit on the couch in a onezie while shoveling these brownies in my mouth, crying to “How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days.”
Sounds weirdly fun, right.
So anyway, this Halloween I recommend keeping the costumes classy/cool & the brownies slutty. Although you may need Spanx after eating these sinful, little sluts…
By the way, kids would love these but I feel like it’s bad to recommend these to kids, err, so maybe moms: just eat them with a glass of champagne with your girlfriends & leave the kids with the travel size Skittle packs.
If you bake them, tag your pictures on Instagram so we can check them out: #SLUTTYBROWNIES.
Get spooky…& enjoy, lauryn x
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45 replies to “UMMM!!! SLUTTY BROWNIES.”
These look so good I cant even deal.
Hi Meghan, you can’t even imagine how freaking good they are. You have to try them!
Let me know what you think <3
It’s like you read my mind re How to Lose a Guy in 10 days! Although, I’ve opted for something a little more Healthy – read: boring – to snack on 😉
Hi Nicola, LOL! Well when you’re feeling like indulging, try the slutty brownies. They’re INSANE. Thanks for reading <3
I’m no baking queen but I thankfully have friends who are and when they introduced these to me, I died and went straight to heaven. I’m so happy to have this recipe now!
PS. Your photos look AMAZING
Thank you Pia! You’re so sweet. Glad you like the recipe, they are SO good. xx
Well then, you read my mind. I was looking at brownie recipes on Pinterest LAST NIGHT. And now I know which ones I am going to make. Thank you for making that decision easy! 😀
Thanks Hilary! So glad you like the recipe <3 Send me a picture on snapchat ( UN: @LaurynEvarts ).
I’ve made these before, they are un-freaking-real. Like seriously omg.
SO GOOD, right?? I can’t even deal. What did you make them for Lisa? For a party? Or just because?? Thanks for reading! xx
Lauryn I LOVE your shirt! Where did you get it?
Hi Brianna, it’s no longer available :(( But I linked a similar top at the bottom of this post above. Let me know if you like that one.
Otherwise here are a few other cuties:
Thanks for reading!
These look insanely yummy and I love how you do your videos!
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Will def be making these as a treat for the family soon – even though it’s basically 2 recipes + Oreos, it’s pretty easy to put all of these together.
Hi Zully! Yes they are SO easy. Literally takes just a few minutes to throw it all together! Perfection! Thanks for reading <3
uhmmm, I will try to make it!!! Thanksss for sharing your tips.
Hi Anna! Let me know what you think. Snapchat me pictures!! My username is @LaurynEvarts
I hope you like them <3
Wow, Lauryn!! These brownies look amazing!!!!!
HAHAHA omg I love the name… slutty brownies. It is SO fitting. These things are sooo slutty. hahah
SOOOO slutty! LOL! Thanks for reading Robyn :))
This looks deadly good!
These were ridiculously good! Well worth the extra 5 miles…Thanks Lauryn. Now how about some slutty cake?!?! loftandlearn.com
OOH good idea! Might have to make some slutty cake next! Thanks for reading <3
SOMETIMES A BITCH HAS TO LIVE.
AGREE! These are just too damn good. Thanks for reading Krista. xx
Lauryn, this has made my day. I’m currently eating OEROs and I shouldn’t be because I am going away in three weeks time but Oh my god I couldn’t resist reading this. Jessica Simpsons response to why are they slutty – DEAD!!!
I would love to know how many calories are in this lmao, but actually if these are sooooo good which I am not doubting – then who the heck cares?!
Amazing! Loved it!”
LOL. I have no idea. There’s A LOT! But it’s Halloween so splurge a little ; ). For a lighter version, just use gluten-free mixes & cut the Oreo out! xo
Over the weekend you posted a snap story of your trip to Beaming. I was out and about at the time I saw it so I wasn’t able to catch the details. Do you think you’ll do a post about it soon? Or perhaps snap your next visit? It looked like a great place so I’m interested in what you like to get when you go there. Thanks! 🙂
Yes! E-mail me and I will give you a break down : ) xxo
Ummm, these brownies are a dream come true! Love that the recipe is simple too – I need to make these asap!
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Enjoy! I hope you like them! x
Omg these sound amazing!!! I can’t wait to try. Wish I could eat one right now… Xxx
You will love! x
i am addicted to EatPastry cookies. I can’t believe it’s made from chickpeas. Totally converted my hubs. I forwarded this to my friend and said we have to make slutty brownies!
Omg, these looks absolutely AMAZING! I’m so trying these! Thanks for the tip, Lauren!
Saw this and immediately went out to buy the ingredients they look sooo good!
WOWOW, I am jealous…. how can you have such a gorgeous body eating devil brownie like this
Thank you very much! Moderation : ) is key!
This was THE dessert at our Thanksgiving – so easy to make, and so, so decadent. Thanks for sharing!!!
This look gorgeous!
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This looks amazing! I will definately give it a try!
I hope I will manage as I am not a great cook!
It s all about Slutty Brownies today! Layers of cookie dough, oreos and homemade brownie batter = it s perfection. Keep reading for all the tips and tricks ??
Nice photos! My mouth is watering! Thank you for sharing this recipe! I am a fan of brownies. Just looking at this recipe I now want to have brownies for breakfast! Love it!!
yesss let us know how u like it!