Today I’m sharing what’s in my emergency bag. This is a little, lightweight bag that I keep in my big-ass purse. It’s all the stuff I really don’t actually want to carry but carry anyway because there’s been many times when I’ve been in desperate need of…
If you remember the story of when my “girls” fell on to a waiter’s serving tray then you know why I carry fashion tape. Pretty much every girl should carry this. Especially girls with big, eer, boobies. Fashion tape literally saves lives.
This one is fun. I found this at a Korean market after the naked Korean spa. It’s mango shea butter that’s awesome on lips, cracked elbows, or eyelids. Plus it smells like a dream & I feel super ‘in’ because Korean skin care is very 2015. I like this stuff a lot. A lot, a lot.
My ride or die eyelash curler is different than this black one, but the black one was cheap & light. I won’t put on my mascara without an eyelash curler, so yes, this is an emergency essential. Find out why I’m obsessed with my EL curler here.
I’M OBSESSED WITH TEETH WHITENING PENS. When I do my makeup I paint my teeth with them. Basically you take the pen’s bristles & paint each tooth super quickly. The paint sits on the teeth for 20 minutes & makes the teeth appear SO much whiter. I’ve been using these forever…totally swear by them!
I keep a couple multi vitamins, Advil, & three of my herbs in here. This one is tiny & lightweight.
Firstly, did you know every day you can waste up 5 gallons of water by washing your freaking face?!! Such a joke!! These wipes are Neutrogena Naturals Purifying Makeup Remover Cleansing Towelettes & they’re AWESOME. Going to sleep with makeup on should be illegal so something that wipes my makeup off in one sweep is ideal. These wipes are packaged so perfect for my 911 kit, all natural ( aka no harsh chemical sulfates, parabens, petrolatum, dyes, or phthalates ), remove dirt/oil/makeup, & found at Walmart. Plus I’m so on board with the whole saving five gallons of water thing ( also for each pledge on Wipe For Water, Neutrogena Naturals will contribute $1 to The Nature Conservancy to support water conservation, up to $50,000 ).
Oh, & Kristen Bell uses these exact towelettes soooo…
How many times in my life have I needed scissors? About 10 million…a loose string, stray eyebrow hairs, a Forever21 tag…tiny scissors are a total MUST in an emergency kit.
This is perfect for keeping $100 dollars in change. I call it ‘my just in case’ fund. You never know when you’ll need a valet tip, parking meter money, &/or a coffee. Plus I run out of gas like nobody’s business. Seriously, I’ve probably run out of gas 200 times in my life…whoops!
We all know I live & die by The Sleep Bun. I use alligator hair clips more than Brandi uses Kim Richards to piss Kyle off. These specific clips are amaze because they don’t leave a nasty-ass bump in your blowout. And ponytail holders are just kind of a duh. I feel like I don’t have to explain, you get it.
I know. We’ve talked about these. Hi! Hello! You may find it strange that I carry Bling Wipes in my 911 kit. BUT BEAR WITH ME, MKAY? Bling Wipes can clean any type of jewelry so my watch, ring, earrings, bracelets are always sparkly new-ish looking.
Other useful items? Spicy cinnamon gum, Wisps ( mini, portable toothbrushes that basically every single person in the world should carry ), this specific top coat ( noooo one likes a nail chip, be real ), organic tampons, a tiny travel sized perfume, & ONE OTHER THING…
I just started carrying McDonald’s gift cards. I got the idea from Gigi, Yolanda’s daughter on Housewives.
We aren’t like friends…lol, she just had this cute idea on Instagram that was RAD: carry around McDonald’s gift cards to pass out to homeless people in your area. That way, they will have a meal whenever they’re hungry. I really loved this idea.
What’s in your emergency kit? Do you guys HAVE an emergency kit? Get involved!!
Or am I just psycho for even having this?