There is nothing worse than waking up with a crusty, dehydrating hangover. Especially when it’s a hangover from only a glass or two of wine. Seriously, like what is worse?
I’ve tried wines from all over the world & a lot of companies add shit to their wine. This means additives, aromas, colors, flavor alterations, sulfites & SUGAR. Yes. added. sugar. in. your. wine. Some brands add up to 50 grams of sugar- so essentially it’s like just eating a huge strawberry frosted cake with dinner. So it’s no surprise you wake up with a headache.
And honestly I would rather have a glass of no sugar added wine WITH a slice of strawberry frosted cake.
A podcast guest raved to me about DRY FARM WINES years ago & after doing tons of research (and a lot of boozy brunches), I was FLOORED.
Floored because no hangover, better taste, and no headaches.
Like, I really put it to the test, and even though it was a few years ago, I remember that I had TWO HEAPING GLASSES of a Tuscan red, ate how I normally ate & went to bed.
The next morning, nothing.
Not even a speck of a headache. I didn’t even increase my water intake. So I decided to have my sister Mimi & Westin try it (don’t mean to brag but Westin knows his shit when it comes to alcohol & Mimi loves her wine, so they were the perfect people to test it out).
They both said….. NO HANGOVER.
And like also check this out- DRY FARM WINES are all the things:
♡ natural, sustainable & biodynamic
♡ farmed & made using traditional wine making practices
♡ no sulfites & no commercial yeast
♡ they use an independent certified enologist to test all wines so they can guarantee the wines are SUGAR-FREE (THANK GOD !).
♡ they source the BEST wines from Italy & France
So presenting: The Skinny Confidential’s GIGGLE WATER BOX
A very pink curated box filled with all my personal favorite wines- I tested SO many wines and edited them down to the creme de la creme just for you.
What’s inside? Glad you asked.
♡ 2021 Craig and Carla Hawkins Mielie Orange, South Africa, Chenin Blanc:
This tart wine is ideal with spicy food. You guys know I love to add jalapeño to everything & this one complements spice let me tell you.
♡ 2019 Casalin Langhe Rosso, Italy, Nebbiolo, Cabernet Sauvignon, Merlot:
Specifically the exact selection my husband and I would choose for a dinner wine. Think: super dry, not syrupy/sweet.
♡ 2020 Château la Baronne M…Autrement, France, Mourvèdre:
This is for pasta night ! Steak night ! Fig board night ! This one’s for the foodie who loves a good, bold red.
♡ 2020 Domaine De La Fruitière Muscadet Le Voyage Extraordinaire, France, Melon de Bourgogne:
Citrus, light, lemony & tart. It’s so not heavy- enjoy at a leisurely brunch. AND OMIGOD I LOVE IT WITH OYSTERS.
♡ NV Domaine du Penlois Crémant de Bourgogne, France, Chardonnay, Pinot Noir:
If you like Champagne, this wine is for you BABY. Add ice to make it a La Piscine. Bubbles galore!
♡ 2021 Château de Passavant Rosé de Loire, France, Cabernet Franc:
French feels, something to enjoy poolside- perhaps add ice? Pair with prosciutto, melon, & maybe a little Gruyère cheese.
So there you have it. The perfectly curated, very TSC wines of your dreams. We’ve totally got you covered. Think a sparkling, effervescent bubbly champagne that is just ideal for a boozy, cute brunch, a dry Italian red that will make you feel like you’re enjoying a leisurely lunch in Milan, and of course, a tart, bougie white to pair with a Brie cheese, cornishion, fig jam board. And DUH, we didn’t forget the most drinkable, fun wine there is, a rosé to enjoy ice cold on a patio at happy hour.
You guys have to check out the podcast episode the founder. Like…it will blow you away when you learn about all the nasty shit we’ve been drinking. Literally so eye-opening.
As you can see, partnering up with DRY FARMS WINE was a no brainer. SO I hope you love this curated selection of all my organic favorites just for you, wrapped in pink, delivered straight to your door- DUH. Also, such a good, unique gift for the wine lover.
Cheers, x Lauryn Bosstick of The Skinny Confidential.
*Disclaimer: And just as a reminder, due to alcohol laws, there are a few states in the US we also cannot ship to (Utah, Arkansas, Mississippi, and Kansas)*
+ stalk this cocktail smoking cloche, perfect for gifting.
++ get festive with this hot buttered rum.