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The Same Penis Forever Playlist

November 7, 2016


The sign really popped out of the bushes all weekend, you know. Front & center, it read: SAME PENIS FOREVER.

All sparkly & glittery, reminding me every second while I downed the chilled rosé.

Couldn’t really avoid the sign, it stuck out like a sore thumb.

…Ok, ok, but if we’re going to have the same penis forever, let’s definitely have an INSANE playlist? IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?

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( Some of you asked, you can find the sign on Etsy ).

A little side story: the second I got to the house, the demands started. Not like mean demands. Just micro-managing-the-shit-out-of-my-friends demands. Picture Lady Tremaine, the stepmom in Cinderella in bed with her cat, Lucifer LISTING OFF HER absurd scroll of requests. I mean I didn’t actually have Pixy but if I did I’d be petting her aggressively in an evil, diabolical way. So. I was walking around making my annoyingly anal demands ( “WHERE ARE THE FLORAL PRINTED S’MORE STICKS, MIMI!”, “JORDAN WE NEED TO HAVE A DISCO BALL COCKTAIL MOMENT!”, “ERICA IF I DON’T HAVE PINK SUGARED RIMS ON THE MARGARITAS, WHAT’S THE POINT?” ) & suddenly, amidst demands, I REALIZED there was no music.



Immediately I cried out for Jordan & basically harassed her all night saying “I DON’T WANT TO LIVE WITHOUT MUSIC POOLSIDE.”

Long story short after 2398472 dramatic statements, Jordan got the music working. THANK GOD!

( FYI, when I act like this Mimi & Jordan call me “Laurie” ).

We listened to the whole playlist & then somehow ended up ( drunk? ) dancing to Britney Spears… but like through the decades. Eer, we started from the beginning & ended up in 2016. Favorite dance moves happened around “Lucky”…I think?


Anyway, below is the actual playlist we listened to all, ALL weekend. Some of you asked on Snap; your wish is my command. I can’t take full credit though, Jordan put it together on a whim & per usual, all her songs are just SO on point.

( she did forgot the Bossanova (!!!), but I won’t go Laurie on her. HA! Jordan, hinty hint for the wedding? )

Ok whether you’re going out this weekend, working out, or commuting — you gotta check out this Spotify playlist, k?



The Skinny Confidential Workout Playlist
TSC Summer Workout Playlist
TSC Does Europe Playlist
TSC Kick Yo Ass Into Gear After Thanksgiving Playlist
TSC Champagne Dance Party Playlist
TSC Sweaty, Sexy Playlist
TSC Vibezzz
TSC Bougie Bossanova Playlist

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I am especially excited about this playlist because my two cousins, Brandon & Chad of the band Ottopilot, are featured. They’re an INSANE band ( voices are flawless – seriously what happened to me? ) with tons of new songs that JUST dropped. Would love to know what you guys think of their new songs.

Alight, many more bachelorette-inspired posts are coming your way but I had to set the vibe with some tunes. So pop some champagne, turn up the volume, & stay tuned for a VERY bachy week of blog posts. A lot to share.

And hey, if you’re not engaged — who cares? Steal some details for an upcoming sorority party OR a friend’s birthday bash. You can apply any & all of these ideas to your own life. It doesn’t have to be all wedding-y.



Please let me know your thoughts! Anything we’re missing? So easy to add songs to this playlist so the more recommendations, the better.

Going to bed, x

– lauryn ( or Lady Tremaine, whatever works )


SHOP IT: body jewels | buzzed AF hatcell case | choker | top | skirt | PIPER champagne

+ TWO MORE DAYS to enter the $4000 dollar bachelorette giveaway. It takes 5 seconds to enter. ALSO, new podcast episode is live…guess what it’s about? LOL…basically Michael & I get candid about a BUNCH of random topics. Free to listen.

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A New Bougie Bossanova Playlist

June 13, 2016

The Skinny Confidential Bougie Bossanova Playlist 2


So step into my world: a brand new, very Skinny Confidential playlist.

Really though, this is the actual playlist I listen to when lifting weights, squatting, driving, working, sipping Pinot Noir, relaxing, reading, ETC.

It’s a plethora of songs.

You should know though: it’s a real medley.

Like, this isn’t a themed genre playlist.

The Skinny Confidential Bougie Bossanova Playlist 1

A lot of you guys have asked me: “what’s that music in the background of your Snapchat?”

WELLLL, IT’S RANDOM…& it’s Bossanova. Which is what they play at places like The Beverly Hills Hotel…& retirement homes. Google says it’s “a style of Brazilian music derived from samba but placing more emphasis on melody and less on percussion.”


And it’s been my favorite music for as long as I can remember. The vibe is just so ON. Trust me, once you listen to Bossanova you will understand my obsession. I hope?


Regardless, I asked you guys if you wanted it added & a bunch of you said YES. SO, there are six songs to start. The rest of the playlist is new age songs I’m absolutely loving.

OF COURSE, I have a bunch of other fun, sassy playlists too!!

More TSC Playlists For Ya:

The Skinny Confidential Workout Playlist
TSC Summer Workout Playlist
TSC does Europe Playlist
TSC Kick Yo Ass Into Gear After Thanksgiving Playlist
TSC Champagne Dance Party Playlist
TSC Sweaty, Sexy Playlist
TSC Vibezzz
TSC Bougie Bossanova Playlist ( the latest )

Anyway, I definitely added a few of my favorite Bossanova songs to this playlist along with some hipper, more with it, less retirement-ish songs. So think of it as a medley.

Please let me know your thoughts! Any additions? So easy to add songs to this playlist so the more recommendations the better.

Listen to The Skinny Confidential Bougie Bossanova Playlist here.

The new playlist is ideal for a workout…OR just for having a glass of champagne & lighting some candles. Enjoy!

– lauryn x

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GIVEAWAY…& Let’s Talk Fitness Playlists

September 6, 2016


As you guys know I am a HUGE fan of sharing playlists with you guys!!

Ever since I created The Skinny Confidential Bombshell Body Guide, I’ve been adding walking & running to my off days. If you follow me on Snapchat you already know this though.

Pretty much, I make it my mission to hop on the Treadmill at least 4 times a week.

My walking/running routine goes like this:

30 minutes of intervals. I walk 2 minutes at 3.5 on 3.0 incline & then run 1 minute at 6.0 on 3.0 incline.

And then sometimes I just walk at a brisk 3.5 on 3.0 incline if I have too many e-mails to return. Returning e-mails on the Treadmill is my favorite thing in the WORLD, by the way. I feel so productive. I absolutely love it. Sometimes if I’m overwhelmed with a flooded inbox, I’ll walk for an hour & just return a bunch of e-mails. HEAVEN. I get off feeling like a weight is lifted off my shoulders: a sweat & a million e-mails!

So anyway, I’m either doing intervals or doing a quick walk.

BUT. I CANNOT do walk/run/fly/glide without my playlist. Like, don’t even think about me getting near a Treadmill without a playlist, k?

You guys know you can access my favorite fitness playlists via Spotify so when I heard they recently launched ‘Spotify Running,’ I nearly died.

Basically you can choose music from a wide range of genres. Some playlist examples include country, throwbacks, rap music, and so many more ( I admittedly love smooth jazz, lol ). The feature will match the music tempo to your running pace. Every beat matches every step.

Here’s why I’m obsessed: if I’m doing intervals the music goes perfectly and if I want to just walk & e-mail, the music goes perfectly.

Music can make or break a workout. The worst thing ever is if you’re sweating at the gym & some totally off country song starts to play, you know? No thanks.

On that note, Spotify & I are hosting a giveaway for YOU GUYS to inspire you to run, run, run, we’ll be giving away:

One year Premium subscription to Spotify

One pair of Bose SoundSport in-ear headphones

One $75 Nike Gift Card

Healthy Gourmet Snacks

One signed copy of The Skinny Confidential Book


To enter, follow & comment on my latest Instagram post naming your favorite Spotify Running playlist or genre & mention why you absolutely HAVE to win.

For extra credit follow @theskinnyconfidential on Bloglovin’ & comment below sharing why you have to win!

Good luck! The winner will be picked later next week. Must be 18 or older & a USA resident to be eligible to enter.

Basically this whole package is a REAL fitness game changer AKA a swift kick in the ass. ARE YOU READY TO RUN? Let’s do this!

Next up? I’m thinking of sharing my favorite Brazilian lounge/Bossa Nova playlist— thoughts?

Good luck guys!

Chat soon, lauryn

+ In partnership with Spotify; all opinions are my own.The prize ( Spotify Premium Subscription, Bose SoundSport in-ear headphones, $75 Nike Gift card, healthy gourmet snacks ) was provided by Spotify, but Spotify and its agents and representatives are not a sponsor, administrator, or involved in any other way with this giveaway.


September 29, 2015

The Skinny Confidential's workout playlist.

The Skinny Confidential's workout playlist.

I know, I know, I’m distracted over this kitten tumbler too.

Dying right? Been drinking my AM smoothie out of it & I’m quite pleased with its cuteness.

On another note, my friend Jordan, from the blog Miss American Made, & I created another playlist: THE SKINNY CONFIDENTIAL VIBEZZZ ( via Spotify ). Remember Jordan? Here’s us on Halloween:

The Skinny Confidential's workout playlist.
All ya have to do is subscribeeeeee to it & TA-DA, free workout/party/sleepover playlist.

Personally, I’ve been using it for working out with my kitten mug & rose gold headphones!!

Oh & get very, very excited! Because you guys have been asking what songs are in the background of my videosJordan & I added every song from EVERY VIDEO.

So good, right?!

This playlist is super chill: a little Brazilian x some French tunes x some Indie— definitely my playlist so far.

And naturally I had to throw “The Girl from Ipanema” on there because Pixy thinks she’s straight up the girl.

Like, the girl that’s from Ipanema.

She thinks she’s super tall and tan and young and lovely lately…so Michael & I have been keeping it on repeat for her.

Had to share. LOL.

Any other songs I should add?

The Skinny Confidential's workout playlist.

The Skinny Confidential's workout playlist.

If you’re interested in other sex kitten playlists, check these out:

+ The Skinny Confidential Workout Playlist

+ TSC Summer Workout Playlist

+ TSC does Europe Playlist

+ TSC Kick Yo Ass Into Gear After Thanksgiving Playlist

+ TSC Champagne Dance Party Playlist

+ TSC Sweaty, Sexy Playlist

+ TSC Vibezzz ( << newest playlist )

FYI: still waiting for my Diva Cup. Until next time…Rock on, Lauryn x


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The Skinny Confidential's workout playlist.

Lauryn Evarts talks diet, fitness, and workout tips.

TSConf ‘Sweat the Holiday Cookies Off Your Ass’ Playlist

September 29, 2015

Lauryn Evarts talks diet, fitness, and workout tips.

Lauryn Evarts talks diet, fitness, and workout tips.

Can we talk about my rose gold/white leather headphones?

Like, can I sew these to my face?

Soooo cute, right?

They’re super light & perf for travel too…I’m even thinking they’re a great Christmas gift too ; ).

Lauryn Evarts talks diet, fitness, and workout tips.

Ok, now let’s talk about the nitty gritty…The cookies/cocktails/candy cane/peanut brittle/cider/wine/stuffing face holidays.

I mean, I get it: ’tis the season to indulge. We’ve all been there; ya know, ya know a couple of LB’s chilling like a villain during the month of December/January.

Not fun.

Welp, no fear, The Skinny Confidential ‘Sweat the Holiday Cookies Off Your Ass’ Playlist is here.

& um, seriously? This particular playlist is bomb. It’s sooooo good.

Together, my GF, Jordan ( from the site Volkalize ) & I have worked for months to perfect this playlist just for YOU.

So ya. It’s indulging time, I get it. But don’t let those holiday LB’s sneak up on ya.

Excuses are like assholes, everyone has one.

Holidays, smolidays.

SO. Grab your neon Nike’s, some super cute headphones, & go run your ass off.


Peace out. x

{{ To become a subscriber to TSC’s ‘Sweat the Holiday Cookies Off Your Ass Playlist’ click here or find me under ‘Lauryn Evarts’ on Spotify ( other sassy fitness playlists can be found here | here  | here | here | here ). Oh! & for anyone who can’t access Spotify, here is a visual on TSC Tumblr }}.

Lauryn Evarts talks diet, fitness, and workout tips.