SILICONE…STRAWS. & OH EM GEE You Need One (Or 4)

If you haven’t tried silicone straws, you haven’t lived really.

Sorry, they’re just THAT good.

Especially when they’re chic as shit, like these ones.

Currently SILICONE STRAWS ARE GIVING ME LIFE.

They’re so perfect in so many different ways I don’t even know where to begin.

Before you judge me with judge-y, Ramona Singer eyes ( granted, yes it’s a bit weird to dedicate a whole post on…straws, but that’s me, HI ), WAIT.

Actually a full post on straws is SO necessary, because after reading this post you will be checking out on Amazon faster than Susan at the airport.

( Firstly, we have to go there: this is very much NOT sponsored. I use these straws every damn day. You know this if you hang out with me on Snapchat ( @laurynevarts ). Snapchat is cool because it’s just real life shit. Nothing is filtered, everything is what you’re actually doing, AND I feel like when you guys message me, we’re kind of like texting? It’s hands-down the most unbelievable platform there is in regards to engagement. Speaking of that, CHECK OUT THIS VIDEO Michael & I filmed on branding, blogging, & realness ).

Ok, let’s get back on track: SOFTY STRAWS.

Not just any straw but silicone, hot pink & baby blue REUSABLE straws ( insert pink manicured Emoji, K? ).

These straws can go in any drink, really.

Favorite ways to use them…EVERYDAY…are in:

♡ my iced cinnamon/turmeric SEXED UP cold brew ( very much worth preserving the whiteness of your teeth ).

♡ green smoothie. Everyday I make a leafy green drink. Usually this consists of tons of veggies, berries, random shit ( local bee pollen, magic seeds, turmeric root, fresh ginger, you get it ). These straws are ALWAYS in my big glass jar.

♡ my every second addiction: sparkling water. Sparkling water is like hot sex, you just can’t get enough. The canned slim grapefruit Perrier is a SERIOUS addiction. I can imagine drinking out of a can isn’t the best thing in the world but at least it’s not Diet Coke and AT LEAST I have my perfect straw.

♡ TSC Pink Detox Drink. Without a doubt you will always find one of these pretty silicone straws in my kick-in-the-ass AM drink. Lemon & apple cider vinegar tend to yellow the teeth, hence the straw.

♡ margaritas…trust me. Plus they look cute & real festive.

♡ juices ( even store-bought juice ). Especially spicy lemon juices like this one:

Other things to point out: Softy Straws are BPA & lead-free. Normally straws are full of BPA ( most plastics are too ) which are filled with nasty, hormone interrupting chemicals. Silicone is the way to go ( …eer, I can’t say the same about my tits though, HA— #saline ).

Other STRAW ATTRIBUTES…can straws have attributes? Well, sure they can:

+ high quality, non plastic, 100% food grade
+ safe for all ages due to soft, non teeth chipping
+ BPA free, BPS free, Phthalate free, PVC free
+ non-toxic, non-leaching, taste-less non metallic taste, odor, & stain resistant
+ they’re not overly hot when drinking hot beverages & not freezing cold when drinking smoothies
+ they’re WIDE & LONG…phallic, no?

As far as cleaning goes, you can wash them in the dish washer or by hand. I even went crazy & bought a damn straw cleaner. Look at me, Suzy f-ing Homemaker, knowing all there is to know about STRAWS. Hmm.

Also, if you’re a mommy, your kids will LOVE these. I would even add them to the kid’s lunchbox. Oh, & babies will go crazy ( when can babies actually drink out of straws? ). These reusable silicone straws are soft & really just the PERFECT texture. You won’t understand until you try them.

Once you go silicone, you’ll never go back to gross-ass, striped ghetto drugstore straws.

Oh, & they’re $9.99…for a 4-pack. Get wild.

Love you all,

The silicon straw queen- lauryn x

+ glass straws are also GREAT but I like the silicon better on my teeth.

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SHOP THE PRETTY STRAWS ♡♡♡