Guys. I took one for the team.
Like, big time took one for the team.
Team= you guys.
I shaved my face.
But wait, wait, wait, before you judge— I got the idea from hottie Michelle Money.
Ya. That’s right. The babetown bombshell shaves.her.face.
Like a guy.
But not really, actually like a guy because she’s a woman.
Here’s the deal: her YouTube description says shaving your face as a woman is “rumored to be an insider trick of bombshells like Marilyn Monroe and Betty Paige, shaving your face is the perfect way to remove unwanted ( unladylike ) facial hair, giving a thorough exfoliation and creating a smooth canvas to apply foundation and the rest of your makeup to.”
Hmmm. I’m going to just go ahead & say I’m not the only one who’s intrigued.
Basically let me set it up for ya: I’m sitting in bed on a Friday night like a total loner, watching beauty YouTube videos drinking wine. Totally standard. Anyway, up pops Michelle Money’s beauty series. & I’m all, “hmm, ok, she’s hot, let’s see what she has to say.” So I flick on her channel & cuddle into bed.
& then I see it.
The life-changing video title: “OMG Michelle Money Shaves Her Face.”
So naturally, immediately I turn on the video, nearly spitting my Pinot Noir all over my white bedding.
I mean….HER TIPS though.
This particular tip was such a ‘Skinny Confidential tip’ that I couldn’t NOT share with you guys.
So basically I spent the rest of my raging Friday night ordering pastel colored Tinkles ( ya tinkle, like a five year old peeing kinda tinkle ) off Amazon.
Now it’s a few days later & here we are: I shaved my face Monday & it’s probably the coolest thing since landing on the moon.
I feel like it’s not actually shaving, shaving. It’s more of an eyebrow razor kind of shave. It’s not invasive at all & super simple.
And let’s get real, I hate to be the bearer of bad news but I’m going to play for ‘Team Everyone’ for a sec: no one in the whole world wants to see hair all over your face. It’s not cute. Probably won’t ever be cute.
And the worst thing ever? If you’re in the sun with your boy toy & your lip is hairier than his. So.so.not.hot.
Get your facial hair in check. This is an easy, inexpensive ( they’re $3.75 for 3 razors ) way to keep those facial strays under control. Plus it makes makeup application go on super smooth & perf. Oh, & it’s the best exfoliant ever ( BTW: Michelle says do this once a week ). Check out some of my other can’t live without skincare essentials for a flawless face here.
Now to answer the main burning question: does it grow back thicker? ( Because who needs thicker facial hair? LOLZ. ).
At least, not according to Michelle Money.
Watch the video below & thank me ( & MM ) later.
Have fun with your Tinkles! I know I did ; ). x L