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The Same Penis Forever Playlist

Updated: November 7, 2016
by
LAURYN

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The sign really popped out of the bushes all weekend, you know. Front & center, it read: SAME PENIS FOREVER.

All sparkly & glittery, reminding me every second while I downed the chilled rosé.

Couldn’t really avoid the sign, it stuck out like a sore thumb.

…Ok, ok, but if we’re going to have the same penis forever, let’s definitely have an INSANE playlist? IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?

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( Some of you asked, you can find the sign on Etsy ).

A little side story: the second I got to the house, the demands started. Not like mean demands. Just micro-managing-the-shit-out-of-my-friends demands. Picture Lady Tremaine, the stepmom in Cinderella in bed with her cat, Lucifer LISTING OFF HER absurd scroll of requests. I mean I didn’t actually have Pixy but if I did I’d be petting her aggressively in an evil, diabolical way. So. I was walking around making my annoyingly anal demands ( “WHERE ARE THE FLORAL PRINTED S’MORE STICKS, MIMI!”, “JORDAN WE NEED TO HAVE A DISCO BALL COCKTAIL MOMENT!”, “ERICA IF I DON’T HAVE PINK SUGARED RIMS ON THE MARGARITAS, WHAT’S THE POINT?” ) & suddenly, amidst demands, I REALIZED there was no music.

NONE.

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Immediately I cried out for Jordan & basically harassed her all night saying “I DON’T WANT TO LIVE WITHOUT MUSIC POOLSIDE.”

Long story short after 2398472 dramatic statements, Jordan got the music working. THANK GOD!

( FYI, when I act like this Mimi & Jordan call me “Laurie” ).

We listened to the whole playlist & then somehow ended up ( drunk? ) dancing to Britney Spears… but like through the decades. Eer, we started from the beginning & ended up in 2016. Favorite dance moves happened around “Lucky”…I think?

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Anyway, below is the actual playlist we listened to all, ALL weekend. Some of you asked on Snap; your wish is my command. I can’t take full credit though, Jordan put it together on a whim & per usual, all her songs are just SO on point.

( she did forgot the Bossanova (!!!), but I won’t go Laurie on her. HA! Jordan, hinty hint for the wedding? )

Ok whether you’re going out this weekend, working out, or commuting — you gotta check out this Spotify playlist, k?

TSC SAME PENIS FOREVER PLAYLIST:

MORE TSC PLAYLISTS FOR YA:

The Skinny Confidential Workout Playlist
TSC Summer Workout Playlist
TSC Does Europe Playlist
TSC Kick Yo Ass Into Gear After Thanksgiving Playlist
TSC Champagne Dance Party Playlist
TSC Sweaty, Sexy Playlist
TSC Vibezzz
TSC Bougie Bossanova Playlist
THE SAME PENIS FOREVER Playlist

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I am especially excited about this playlist because my two cousins, Brandon & Chad of the band Ottopilot, are featured. They’re an INSANE band ( voices are flawless – seriously what happened to me? ) with tons of new songs that JUST dropped. Would love to know what you guys think of their new songs.

Alight, many more bachelorette-inspired posts are coming your way but I had to set the vibe with some tunes. So pop some champagne, turn up the volume, & stay tuned for a VERY bachy week of blog posts. A lot to share.

And hey, if you’re not engaged — who cares? Steal some details for an upcoming sorority party OR a friend’s birthday bash. You can apply any & all of these ideas to your own life. It doesn’t have to be all wedding-y.

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Please let me know your thoughts! Anything we’re missing? So easy to add songs to this playlist so the more recommendations, the better.

Going to bed, x

– lauryn ( or Lady Tremaine, whatever works )

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SHOP IT: body jewels | buzzed AF hatcell case | choker | top | skirt | PIPER champagne

+ TWO MORE DAYS to enter the $4000 dollar bachelorette giveaway. It takes 5 seconds to enter. ALSO, new podcast episode is live…guess what it’s about? LOL…basically Michael & I get candid about a BUNCH of random topics. Free to listen.

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  1. Lindsey W.

    I’m totally loving all the bachelorette posts! So fun and helpful!!!! Agree with the music–listening to it now and it’s awesome! I love all the pics–so cute! Going to PS in April for a bachelorette! xxx

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    1. Lauryn Post author

      SO many more posts to come! Can’t wait to share all the details with you babes. You will have SO much fun in PS. Perfect bach vibes : ) xx

  2. Holly at Healthy Living Holly

    Love this playlist! I listen to your TSC Workout playlist at the gym, and the podcast… And now this so it’ll be perfect! Also that Susan tattoo is amazing, and the same penis forever sign is hilarious. Definitely making a note of that for my future bachelorette party!

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    1. Lauryn Post author

      What songs have been your favorites Holly? Can’t wait to show you all the decor later this week : ) xx

  3. Shannon

    So excited for the bachy posts!! Can’t wait for all the details and pictures! Mimi’s white dress is too cute. Had to say that I am LOVING Mallrat on your playlist – haven’t heard of them until your list and I’m hooked! xx Shannon

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    1. Lauryn Post author

      Can’t wait to bring you babes along!!! I know isn’t she too adorable. Jordan finds the best music : ) xx

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  5. Alex

    Do you mind sharing where you got those white wine glasses from?! Totally obsessed with them. Thank you!

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  6. Jenny

    Loved watching the Bachelorette snaps and then getting to read about all the details!! I may have missed it but where are the amazing white wine glasses from??? Xoxo

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  9. Kristy

    i asked for the playlist on snap….maybe more than once. whoops! had to have it. thanks so much for posting, loving it already.

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  11. Irene

    Lauryn, you look absolutely gorgeous; loving the penis playlist: side to side & sexual my two fave songs on there. And your bachelorette party looked amazing & inspiring for my own. 😉 The banner was my highlight…I cannot stop laughing at sharing with my friends. Looking forward to seeing more posts from you :) xo

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