WHAT IS THAT ICED TEA THE KARDASHIANS ARE ALWAYS DRINKING?

What is the Tea the Kardashians Are Always Drinking?

If you haven’t watched the Kardashian’s drink iced tea & eat salad out of plastic bowls– have you really been alive in this century?

I HAVE BEEN WONDERING WHAT IS THAT DELICIOUS ICED TEA DRINK THE KARDASHIANS ARE ALWAYS DRINKING?

Kourtney contemplates Scott’s infidelity as she stabs a cherry tomato from her salad sipping the tea. Kim refreshes her Instagram feed & plays with her eyelash extension, sips tea. Even Khloe organizes her OREO cookie jar with an iced tea near by.

The tea. It’s everywhere. It’s basically a fucking Kardashian at this point.

LIKE WHAT IS THIS TEA?

So you bet your ass I investigated…& I’m rather proud of my findings.

Oh- & I don’t officially encourage you throw away your other teas or anything, but duh, I do totally highly recommend you get this tea.

Why? Because it’s GOOD. Like real good.

BELIEVE ME, when I say: I AM VERY PICKY WITH MY TEAS.

That’s right, I of all people am NO tea whore.

Picking out tea is something I pride myself on- I read the review, I taste it, I taste it again, & again, & again, I try it over ice, then hot again, I ask friends, I add cinnamon, maybe a dash of almond milk- you get the drift. I don’t just recommend teas like they’re going out of style is the point I’m going for here.

Ideally the teas I recommend are non-GMO, all-natural, no added sugars, maybe a hair of caffeine, and cute packaging gets bonus points obvi.

If you’re anything like me, you’d prefer an infused tea. They’re just better ( trust ).

The reality is tea is the perfect drink to wake up to…& the perfect nightcap. Just make sure it’s the right tea.

But back to the Kardashian’s because they’re relevant to this story.

What Teas Do The Kardashians Drink?

Now first I should say you can get green iced tea at Starbucks or whatever, but it’s just not the same as this Kardashian GREEN MANGO TEA.

To be exact it’s called an ICED GREEN MANGOTINI, since we’re getting specific.

( Let’s do a side note here & say that if you do in fact go to Starbucks, tell them to add NO WATER. They always fill that shit up with water to water it down. A splash of passion fruit is fun too- if you’re feeling spicy. #TBT to this million year old post. ).

Back to GREEN MANGO TEA. Yes, mango. If that doesn’t intrigue you, stop right here because clearly, you’re not a true tea fan. The mango was what got me.

So, my story. I was in bed one night watching KUWTK- amidst the drama of Kris & Caitlyn, I saw Kourtney drinking one of those damn teas. I did what everyone has done ( right? ) & Googled: “tea the Kardashians always drink.”

Not surprising ( but surprising? ) a million articles on this very subject popped up.

( Had to click around here because NO, I’m not talking about the Fit Tummy Tea bullshit they post on IG- I’m talking about the iced tea in the plastic to-go cup, k Google? ).

After some research I found out the tea is from Health Nut in Calabasas/Woodland Hills, CA ( GO IF YOU’RE IN THE AREA…& tell me everything ). The tea is kind of kept on the downlow but I found out that the tea they buy is a very specific brand. AND GUYS!! I FOUND THE BRAND ON AMAZON. It’s the exact brand. ::JAZZ HANDS::

So I did what you know I had to do: I bought the Kardashian Mango Green Tea.

For the record: the Kardashian Mango green tea is good- real good. I like it iced. You could also enjoy it hot. The other day I made a huge pot of it & put it in a pitcher. I filled the pitcher & put it in the fridge so we had a bunch of iced tea all week- Michael loved it because for once something was made & ready for him. BA!

You can also add FROZEN BLUEBERRIES to the tea! I did this the other day instead of ice & it was so good. Frozen fruit is really very delicious in tea or sparkling water as a substitute to ice. Obviously you could do frozen fruit in vodka or sangria too…but anyway, my frozen blueberry idea was bomb & I would definitely do it again- like tomorrow maybe:

In the morning I like to wake up, ice roll ( you know this ), throw on my refrigerated cucumber eye pads or maybe a mask, have some green mango tea with a little lemon in it, diffuse oils, & turn on a Bossanova playlist. It feels right.

There you have it: KARDASHIAN ICED TEA. The mystery is solved. I can put away my magnifying glass.

Just kidding I’ll keep that around…; )

You should know this: if you’re wondering about the damn salads they always eat- I did a post on this very topic for you. See: Kardashian Salad. Happy reading.

I am off to watch Game of Thrones !!! With a bowl of lentil pasta!!! Who has watched it? Expect a lot of blog content this week- I planned out two weeks of posts for you today. A little business, a bit of style, maybe a wedding post ( ya, I’m not finished ), & a lot of budget posts on beauty because you liked this post so much!

Hope you all had a relaxing but productive weekend. Kiss, kiss- lauryn x

+ if you’re looking to start a YouTube channel be SURE to listen to the latest episode of the podcast. It breaks down the whole process.

SHOP THE POST: Kardashian tea | ice roller | to-go bottle | rainbow pitcher ( similar, sold out )

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