Dear Every Guy that Thinks It’s Cool to Hit on a Girl on a Treadmill,
It’s quite possibly the most obnoxious thing on the planet.
Like, what do you want us to do? Between quick sprints & gulps of air, shout out our number? Or were you hoping we’d whip our sweat off with our palm & romantically, shake your hand ( which is pretty disgusting considering you’re at the germ-infested gym ).
Thanks, but no thanks!
My friends have been begging ( like, begging ) me to do a post on this forever because apparently it’s an epidemic that’s effecting women everywhere ( poor us ).
Just so ya know, it would be more effective to hit on us when we’re sleeping- that’s how distracted we are…
So take notes, boys: the pet peeve of life is guys that hit on girls when they’re ( CLEARLY ) busy working out.
Like, we just want to sweat. By ourselves.
xo. Every girl in the world
( Insert 500 laughing/crying Emojis here).