HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY!
MICHAEL & I have decided to never go out on Valentine’s Day again. HA. Here’s the deal: the set menu is never the best ( I mean, I love pesto scallops but they’re never my first choice on the menu- you know? ), the squished table situation, & the craziness is just not ideal. So next year has been planned: February 13th will consist of a super cute dinner ( Michael: you know my favorite restaurants- get busy ) and then February 14th will entail our bed, pretzels ( unsalted ), YUMEARTH PEACH LICORICE, & pink champagne…in bed. To be honest, I’m over the whole HOOPLA of holidays. My bed is where it’s at.
YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS GREAT IN BED?
SO it’s not weird we are discussing lube, right?
In fact, it’s really very normal.
SO LET’S discuss something 95% of us are using- I MEAN if I can be the messenger, SO BE IT! Especially on Valentine’s Day. I’ll be like Cupid right?
THE ONLY PROBLEM WITH LUBE IS YOU’RE NOT USING IT. There’s nothing wrong with what you’re doing. You already know sex is good. But imagine even better sex.
Ok, ok- let’s discuss the BEST LUBE EVER?
JUST ALL THE JUICY DETAILS ON WOO:
♡ 100% natural & organic
♡ doesn’t mess with PH – keeps you balanced
♡ no harmful, nasty chemicals
♡ for anyone who loves better sex, so everyone
♡ all natural & organic personal lubricant
♡ doubles as massage oil
♡ edible sweet flavor like cupcakes
♡ 4 KEY ingredients
THE KEY INGREDIENTS:
♡ unrefined virgin coconut oil: antibacterial, organic, PH balancing.
♡ vanilla essence: edible, SORT OF cupcake flavor.
♡ beeswax: consistency is on point, keeps on going.
♡ stevia: sweet flavor…so it’s delicious if you eat it.
By the way, make sure to keep the lube above 69 degrees- WINK, WINK. LOL YOU GET IT. I like to start with a massage & then…
WAIT- on a semi-personal note, I’m prone to UTI’s. If you are too, USE COCONUT OIL AS NATURAL LUBE. Literally though. It’s an anti-bacterial so it kills bacteria. GREAT for preventing UTI’s. Just saying. I’ve also read it’s amazing for yeast infections. Apparently coconut oil helps to kill off candida yeast growth. I haven’t had one UTI since using WOO.
Dr. Jennifer Gunter says “don’t use coconut oil as lube if you’re using latex condoms. Oils and petroleum products—like Vaseline—may weaken latex and increase the risk of breakage. You don’t have to forgo the slippery stuff with a condom—just be sure to use a polyurethane condom if you’re lubing up with coconut oil, which won’t break down in the presence of the oil.”
Make sure to do your own research, AS ALWAYS, before experimenting.
FOR ME- IT WORKS. AND SEX IS JUST…BETTER.
I SHOULD MENTION! This invention came about because of you guys. I did a post on The Skinny Confidential on coconut lube & the response was so crazy that Michael & his partners invented WOO. & of course, I have tested it a time or 10.
It is Valentine’s Day & I really should get off the computer.
I just wanted to recommend this lube…EER, coconut love oil…because sex & coconut oil VERY MUCH go together. If you don’t believe me, check out this post from 5 million years ago.
WITH THAT: how’s your Valentine’s Day going? What is happening? Anything fun?
Oh! Also, last night we did a San Diego TSC MOVIE NIGHT & IT WAS SO CHILL. Anyway, I feel like I’ve used enough adjectives for this post so we can touch base later- but in the meantime: CHECK OUT COCONUT OIL LUBE & LMK YOUR THOUGHTS. Oh, & use the checkout code: SKINNY for 20% off- YES PLZ.
LOVE YOU, MEAN IT, G2G WATCH HOUSEWIVES…& use WOO ; ).