The Best Tips For Making Your Teeth Look White AF

June 21, 2017

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Can we all acknowledge this lip TSC-ish print by reader & artist, Jenna Webb?


If you’re a part of TSC Secret Facebook Group you know we discuss a medley of different topics. Everything from orgasms ( vibrators were the hot recommendation ), to black nails ( they’re a YES ), to skin care ( oils for the win! ), to even palm reading ( waiting on my analysis ) to name a few. All the women are STRONG, FIERCE, & in charge of their future. I couldn’t be more excited to talk with so many badasses in one spot…day after day after day. I JUST LOVE IT.

Anyway, on Saturday I did a Facebook Live for the secret group only & the hot topic was teeth. Of course I’ve blogged about teeth before but I wanted to put it all in one spot. Tonight I’ve sort of scoured the Internet to find every trick in the book & I’m ready to projectile all the tricks on to you…because who doesn’t want white teeth?

( So you know…typical reasons teeth are yellow: genetics, food & drink choices, &/or how well you practice oral hygiene ).

OK YOU READY? I’ll get concise about it & leave it to five tippity-tips for ya,


1.) Be manipulative!

That’s right. A spray tan tricks anyone. Get a spray tan ( sans orange tones ) & your teeth will look just like Jim Carey’s big-ass white teeth in The Mask. Remember that movie? Yessss, a spray tan makes your teeth appear wayyyyyy whiter. Every single time.

Another way to get manipulative? Opt for cool tones in your makeup- don’t go with reddish-orange lip liner- it brings out reddish-orange teeth tones. Avoid orangey foundations. Leave the overly warm blush at home. Instead go for white eyeliner, cool nude tones on the lips, a cooler foundation, & cool pink tones for blush. Make sense?

I feel like I need to do a whole blog post on cool-toned favorites?!

So get a spray tan & go for non-orange/red makeup! Those two things alone are going to make a HUGE difference.


2.) Charcoal toothpaste for the winnnn! SO MANY PEOPLE SWEAR BY THIS TRICK.

Basically charcoal toothpaste is “a great, natural alternative for your entire family to promote healthy teeth & gums without toxic ( nasty-ass ) ingredients.”

The one I like contains “no sodium lauryl sulfate (SLS), no artificial colors, no artificial sweeteners (such as saccharine), and no fluoride.

It does contain activated bamboo charcoal: an anti-bacterial and anti-fungal powder that’s excellent for gum health & sensitive teeth. Other natural ingredients like bentonite clay, organic orris root powder, myrrh gum powder, organic hibiscus petal powder, organic stevia leaf powder, organic peppermint essential oil, & organic cinnamon extract.

Anyway, I’ve tried three different charcoal toothpastes & this one is by far my favorite right now ( not spon ).

Need more info? Ok, ok- read this“I did some research and found out that even though it temporarily makes the mouth look extremely black- it has the same effect as it does when ingested: it pulls toxins from the mouth and removes stains. ( Fair warning: when you open your mouth, it is completely black and rather scary looking! Right after I did this the first time I was intensely worried that it would stain my teeth! ) To my surprise, all of the black washes away and it makes your teeth feel extremely clean and smooth. After a few uses, my teeth were noticeably whiter too. Further research I’ve done on this showed that activated charcoal can actually be helpful in changing the pH and health of the mouth, and as such is effective in preventing cavities and killing the bad bacteria present in tooth decay and gingivitis. For this reason, I now suggest and use it as part of my re-mineralizing protocol for teeth, along with my re-mineralizing toothpaste.”

PEOPLE SWEAR BY CHARCOAL TOOTHPASTE ( also I think it tastes good- it’s not gross at all, in my opinion ).

More on charcoal toothpaste for ya.

3.) THE ON THE GO Teeth Whitening Pen:

Let’s just say there’s a reason it’s sold out on

Why, you ask? Well it IS the ultimate secret weapon that every bad B should carry in their clutch..

It’s this little silver, efficient pen that’s clinically proven to WHITEN with a multi-use brush pen. Convenient for use anywhere & NOT UNCOMFORTABLE. I’M TALKING TO YOU, CREST WHITE STRIPS.

Simple, portable, efficient, effective— JUST HOW I LIKE IT. The ON THE GO Pen is safe on natural & artificial tooth surfaces. Once you’re done applying, pop the cap back on, & you’re good! No need to rinse. That’s right: use it on a date, in the car, wherever, whenever!

Lauryn Evarts and Erica Stolman talk oil pulling and its benefits.

4.) Oil pulling FTW:

I’ll say it once & I’ll say it again: oil pulling REALLY whitens teeth. It just does. Sure, it’s a pain in the ass. Like who has time to workout, work, have a social life, clean the house, keep a fresh mani, do the dishes, have sex, &…oil pull. No one really. HOWEVER if you’re looking to realllllly up the whiteness of your teeth? This works.

My friend, Erica of Fashionlush, swears by oil pulling. Remember when she said “So far, I have noticed my teeth are a lot whiter…which may sound like NBD to most of you, but for me it’s HUGE. I have never had any luck w/ those annoying white strips that always leave my teeth soooo sensitive ( literally, I won’t be able to drink a cold glass of water for at least three days!! ), so that was pretty exciting for me. I’ve also noticed less sensitivity, my jaw is doing really well ( I’ve got some seriously bad TMJ ), & my skin is looking great– which I am 100% contributing to the oil pulling.”

Whiter teeth, less jaw pain, & better skin? SIGN ME UP.

I like oil pulling whenever I can- usually while I clean the house. Because let’s be real, I always gotta be multi-tasking. I like this specific unrefined, virgin coconut oil right now.

More on oil pulling.


Baking soda- I know, not shocking but it works! Sodium bicarbonate scrubs away stains to make your teeth whiter. It’s also very alkaline so it could help balance out the Ph! Also you should know it reduces the acidity of the lemon juice, which acts as a natural bleach of sorts. This may be just shocking because people automatically assume lemon makes teeth yellow. BUT try this:

You will need…

+ 3 teaspoons of non-GMO baking soda
+ Enough lemon juice or water to form a paste
+ A toothbrush


Mix several teaspoons of baking soda with enough fresh lemon juice ( or water ) to make a paste. Wipe your teeth & any extra saliva off of them with a paper towel. Put a good amount of paste onto your toothbrush & apply ( via ).


FUN FACT: Americans spend over $1.4 BILLION DOLLARS a year on over the counter teeth whitening gimmicks. So do me a favor & save your cash for something more fun & utilize these cheap-o tips?

& of course, if all else fails you can always use the whitening tool on Facetune, right? The ways we can get efficient in 2017. WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE.

Okkkk, I’m off to brush my teeth. If you’re wondering I have this princess pink electronic toothbrush that I’m just IN LOVE with. I highly recommend. Also a big flosser over here. I’m lazy & use the ghetto green OG sticks but shit, they work. They’re ideal to throw in a handbag too.

Hope you’re all having a fabulous Monday.

Chat soon, lauryn x



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  1. Chlo

    Thank you wooooo much for sharing this 🙂 I’ve been making a conscious effort of how well I brush my teeth etc.. As I really want to up my oral hygiene game and have some pearly whites haha. This post has given me so many new ideas – I really want to try charcoal tooth paste, the fact that it has no fluoride in it is an absolute winner for me. Oil pulling is something I heard about the other day, I may go and get some today and start actually practicing it as it sounds like it makes a huge difference 🙂

    Have a great week!!

    Chloe @

  2. Heidi Kokborg

    I really need to try oil pulling! It sounds like such a game changer! Also I love the idea that it removes the bacteria in my mouth! Thanks for sharing, babe!

  3. Elle

    Hi Lauryn,

    Love the blog and your honesty and that you’ve created a space for discussion. I’m in my last year of dental school and really think the best thing people can do for their teeth is brush 2min, 2x/day (using an electronic tooth brush really helps, even just an inexpensive one) and floss daily. Really the amount of time you spend oil pulling-if you just spent four minutes brushing well, with proper technique, you could achieve better results. Oil pulling is very trendy but really not backed by good, solid, independent research. It is also dangerous to aspirate the oil into your lungs. I think a great way to whiten your teeth is also to make sure your gums are healthy-nice pink healthy gums make your teeth look better than red, inflamed, spongy ones. Really I think there is no great secret to healthy white teeth, just good hygiene and regular visits to your dentist for cleanings and check-ups!

  4. amanda


    I use a water flosser and LOVE it, perfect for the lazies! Have you heard of it?!?

  5. Amanda Corley

    The toothpaste linked above says it uses dead sea salt but doesn’t include charcoal – is it linked to the correct product? I may have misunderstood but I took it as you like the charcoal toothpaste. Just want to make sure I’m getting the right one to get my teeth white AF!

  6. Susie @ Mile High Dreamers

    Ben and I are OBSESSED with whitening our teeth. Oil pulling is SO worth it (in spite of it’s inconvenience). But we’ve never tried charcoal toothpaste. I love that it’s a better alternative than the sketchy stuff we use now them. Buying some immediately!

  7. Audrey Adams

    I have been very very very lucky with my teeth! They straightened out on their own when I was little, I’ve never had a cavity, and I have room for all my wisdom teeth. Naturally I try to do everything I can to keep my teeth nice since I am so fortunate to have just been given good teeth, but OMG whitening strips are so very painful! I have to take advil when I use them just to keep some of the pain away. If I plan on eating anything hot or cold that day..forget it! Also the fact that there is a suggestion on the box saying you should only go through two boxes a year, kinda scary to think about how, while it is whitening them, it could be doing major damage to your teeth. I have never tried oil pulling, but I totally plan to! A cheap way to whiten my teeth? I’m ALL for that! A couple times a week I like to rinse my mouth with peroxide. It helps to clean and also whitens a bit. I am (slightly) OCD when it comes to my teeth – AKA drinking out of straws (I actually stopped drinking coffee for months because I was afraid of the stains!) & feeling so gross if I eat something too sweet and can feel it on my teeth. I am so down to try this! Can’t wait to see the results! Thanks for the post Lauryn!


  9. Becca Holton

    That’s pretty interesting how you can use makeup and spray tan to make your smile appear whiter. That’s a wonderful temporary solution. I’ll have to try this until I’m able to make some time to go to a cosmetic dentist.